I’m honoring my dad, Dan Hossfeld, today by sharing some of his best life lessons: Finish your food or someone else will eat it Ohio State sucks Bald is beautiful Boxes of wine make for a great parallel parking course Don’t let your gas tank get too low in the winter or the gas will freeze Dave Matthews Band does have a few good songs Visors > hats The best way to mow the lawn is shirtless Naps should be 20 minutes long The best dessert is yellow cake with chocolate frosting The best way to read something is out load for all to hear The breakfast of champions is…